Happy Super Bowl Sunday!

So we hear some Midwestern teams are playing in Super Bowl XLI in Miami. Supposedly, the Super Bowl matches-up the top two teams in the NFL. Unfortunately, someone forgot to tell the Super Bowl officials to invite the greatest franchise in the history of the world. (Records. Schmecords.) So, what else could we do? Well, upstage the game with the greatest tandem & team in the world's history and its mama -- of course:

Steve Young drops back, can't find anyone, looks deep, throws to Rice -- he has Rice downfield! he has Rice downfield! -- Rice catches it deep down the middle! He scampers to the end zone. Touchdown! Touchdown! Oh-Nellie-can-you-believe-it?!

The People's Champion. That's right. Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday, folks!

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